There are two types of greetings:
this couldn’t have been more accurate
So, this is basically what New Year’s is like.
It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2010.
It’s 12AM on January 1.
Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed.
When YouTube is kind enough to let you skip the ad
That moment when someone bumps into you and doesn’t say ‘excuse me’ or ‘sorry’
When you use the bathroom late at night.
You go in quickly:
Then you hear the slightest noise:
You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you: